Apocalypse Tour! Redux
Dear Reader(s),
a couple of days ago we have returned from our journey that we like to call “tour”, but in fact rather was travelling-through-germany-and-getting-on-friendly-people’s-nerves-and-occasionally-playing-a-show.
I totally wanted to write a tour diary, and the massive amount of days off combined with boredom might have been the perfect opportunity to do so, but instead i spent all free time designing the new Beatismurder Records Website.
So i’ll only post a few pictures and some life lessons i learned in ye goode ole Germany:
1.) In Germany, binge drinking before playing a gig may lead to total loss of control of everything and eventually results in falling backwards into your own band’s equipment –> bruised ribs, dead guitar.
2.) In Germany, people can organize an amazing new guitar within 10 minutes, if only you soothe them with psychedelic harmonium drones while making stupid jokes about indian music through a microphone.
3.) We actually have underage female fans. In Germany.
4.) In Germany, people steal drumsticks. Even the ones that are broken (drumsticks, that is, not people).
5.) In Germany, underage female fans with stolen drumsticks in their hands approach you and ask for a free cd.
6.) In Germany, people recognize you as the singer of Liger in random bars, and pay for your Jagermeister.
7.) In Germany, american tourists ask you if your band is Alternative, Metal or Pop.
8.) In German Hotels, breakfast eats you!
9.) In Germany, journalists always carry crayons and ask you to use them to “draw your liveshow for an article i will write about you”.
10.) In Germany, everyone is totally awesome. Even those who say we’re “Indie-Screamo”.
Oh, and did i already mention that we have underage female fans?
Thaaanks and regards to the following people (in no order at all, except for the first name):
